Saturday, April 11, 2015

I'm pretty sure i ended up here last night and this was my barkeep. I tipped him for behind the back ice moves and it didn't get weird until he wouldn't sell me his t shirt.

Wednesday, April 1, 2015

If you lost a Fleshlight box, I found it on the side of the road when I pulled off the road to pee in Washington. I almost peed on your box.