Wednesday, December 31, 2014

Espresso + Espresso Stout = Party Stout


Many a time in my life I come across an amazing party drink. The King Dewey is the ultimate. Budweiser and Mountain Dew combined. The Dancing Cross dresser; The Rumchata shot that was eaten out of a cupcake that had been fingered hollow to fit an ounce of party into. Named after the only other person in the room t the time, a man, dressed as a woman, dancing by himself to Aretha Franklin. And now, the Party Stout. Double shot of espresso in my espresso stout. I welcome 2015 with open arms. Party On!

Thursday, November 13, 2014

Rev. Dick, " How Hungry Are You?"  I think the Portland Zion's have and interesting revival ahead of them.

Wednesday, November 12, 2014

Friday, October 31, 2014

Tuesday, October 7, 2014

Just Realized My Dogs Only Toys Are a Polo Ball And a Handle From a Ski Pole Used For A Shaft.

    Fact: Polo Dogs Don't Give A Fuck



Tuesday, May 20, 2014

                     Live The Life You Love

Saturday, April 26, 2014

Tuesday, April 8, 2014


I feel like I am ready to write a book for bicycle maintenance.


Saturday, April 5, 2014

Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Out of all the party mistakes I’ve listed here, the biggest one by far is telling other people how they should party. Even the most intelligent, freedom-loving, open-minded person will sometimes get it into their head that they know best, and that everyone should do the same stuff they do — that’s a huge and terrible mistake. Everyone is different, and everyone has different ideas of what “fun” is. True partying is allowing everyone to have their own idea of fun, and to let each person celebrate the way that makes them happy. As long as one person’s idea of fun doesn’t interfere with another person’s, then all their various tastes are valid. We all want to experience joy — joy is our common ground — how we get to that state of joy will vary from person to person, place to place, day to day. We’re all individuals bound together by a shared purpose — to enjoy our lives before we die. Everything else is just a bunch of bullshit. PARTY HARD! - Anonymous W.K.

Wednesday, March 19, 2014

On craigslist today in the free section. I was told I could not bring it home.

Sunday, March 16, 2014

If Somebody asked me what St. Louis was like I might respond with > It Is Kind of Like This


If you were to ask me what Portland was about I would probably talk up the double rainbows and bikini baristas.







Saturday, March 8, 2014

The Dead Babies were a stand up crew. Partying with clubs that wear patches got me thinking about the potential future of STL Bike Polo, Boise Chapter, Portland Edition. I should probably update the patch. 

Wednesday, March 5, 2014

Yep. It's real and I know a bar full of ladies that are going to love my Louis Armstrong. This aint no Rhondas.

Thursday, February 27, 2014

Hard to read, but this tropical fish store is called " The Wet Spot"

                            Fuck Yo Leash                              


Wednesday, February 26, 2014



                      Setting the Standard for How It's done

Monday, February 24, 2014

STL Has a Pretty Specific Style That Portland Was Able To Call Out. More Than One Person Told Me My Bike Was Very St. Louis.

BMX Bars-Check
90's Downhill Seat- Check
Rear Brake- Check
Sweet Rear Brake Slides That Nobody Else is Capable Of- Check
Rad Exhaust Pipe- You Know It.


Tuesday, February 18, 2014


I drove until I ran out of Dew and Samoas. It brought me to a double rainbow in Portland. I swear there is a second rainbow, but you can't see it from the midwest.

Sunday, February 9, 2014

Saturday, February 8, 2014

Don't Be a Dummy, Play Bike Polo! Sunday @ Rhodes 2 P.M.

Tuesday, February 4, 2014

Thursday, January 30, 2014



The sky can be seen and I think that means we should play polo              under the bridge this Sunday 02/02/2014.

Any one is welcome to watch or play! Click on the comments section to post questions or check out our Facebook page. Boise Bike Polo

Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Sunday At Rhodes!

Come Play This Sunday With Us. You Don't Need Anything to Check it Out.
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